Monday, August 24, 2009

What I Want From a Man

What I Want From a Man - actually isn't my own words or lists about man i'm about to marry. A friend of mine sent it via email, and it made me giggles for seconds, then, think about it. Comparing my own list, which i won't reveal here, it's still temporary hehehe, but, yet similar with it! x)

Original List:
1. Handsome - well, it's not my priority hehe
2. Charming - hahaha, Prince Charming? :p
3. Financially successful - hey, in what age it is?
4. A caring listener - i have to put it on my first list!
5. Witty - 4 and 5 in 1 package hehe
6. In good shape - yup! taller than me is a must
7. Dresses with style - just make simple and clean
8. Appreciates finer thing - sure
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover - romantic? hmmm..

* i just can put my comments on the first list, because, it is a normal list. In below lists, i can't put my comments yet, because i am not on that age. But, check it yourself, maybe it will suit on you hehe.. Have a nice check :)

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

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